You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

Chuck Palahniuk
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Both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm. In porno movies, there is a lot of sex but no relationship. In real life, there is a lot of relationship, but little sex.

When you watch porn with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you will have a great time because the sex is amazing. However, when you watch porn with your friends or coworkers, you will have a great time because the sex is amazing.

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